March 2012
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February 2012
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scrounging for busfare
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narcissism
I wrote a poem last night called “The Most Crispy of all Seals.” Hope the class likes it! (they totally won’t. it’s about smoking res bowls and large penises)
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ourdumbcentury asked: I like you.
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sometimes when I’m really high I want to make my Facebook status “John is really high.” only I can’t do that, because my mom wouldn’t think it’s funny, so instead I tell people on tumblr.
John is really high.
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thought I was sneakily browsing tumblr porn in public, realized that I’m sitting against a window
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Dear Angry Lit Girl,
Stop it! I am clearly smarter than you. I know it hurts to hear the male voice, but I am here, I am smarter than you, and I speak louder and better than you. If you have things to say, save them for your xanga because it is not contributing to your class participation
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